Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.


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to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up


what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes


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it’s true though why am i laughing

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it’s true though why am i laughing

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do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

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